Science jokes

posted Mon 23 Nov 2009 by Michael Galloy under Admin

Here are some (corny) science jokes for those who ended up working this week. Link via BoingBoing.

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Vince Hradil says:
November 30th, 2009 at 8:28 am
Thanks Mike – good stuff!

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Science jokes

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